Jeff Bezos went to space so obviously the next person heading to space is a lacrosse player.  The blue/purple galaxy behind them makes for an amazing look.

• Two deep pockets, carries phones, lax balls, and more easily.
• Sweat wicking, stay dry and cool while playing or relaxing. Dry off naturally within 5 minutes.
• Comfortable and lightweight, these will be your new favorite around the house/hang out lacrosse shorts.
• Knee length shorts. Look sweet on and off the field. Lacrosse doesn't end on the field, take your style with you everywhere.
• Wearing the astronauts will almost certainly lead to increased ball control due to their experience in anti-gravity situations preparing them well for loose balls.